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Friday, 30 January 2009

Well that was just pure insane!  TGA is getting
conversions as high as 8%...

The OTO has been converting well over 42%

Lots of people are going to have some nice, large
checks hitting their mail boxes in a few days!

I'll post the leader board in the AM...

Get this next message ready to go and
let's DOUBLE those numbers!

Jonny

Guru Assassin is LIVE !

Thursday, 29 January 2009

Okay here's the scoop:

Because my first letter to you went out later than
expected this week I had a few hundred people ask
for a quick recap of what was in that video...

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In A Hurry?  Didn't See It?  Here's Your Video:
http://www.theguruassassin.com
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What you'll find there is an overview of a system
where you'll be learning EXACTLY how to start
from nothing and launch a successful online business
in only a matter of days...

But here's the real kicker...

This System WORKS... For EVERYONE.

* NO Product needed to start...

* NO Site needed to start...

* NO fancy computer skills needed...

* You DO NOT need to be an "expert" on
anything to make a total killing...

When you watch the video I think you'll see what
I mean. 

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Watch, Normal People, NOT Guru's Succeed:
http://www.theguruassassin.com
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It's true.  This system has already helped many, many
people without any "ninja skills" succeed...

Some of them were totally computer illiterate!

Like Melissa Scheeringa.  Mother of 3, lived in
a trailer, husband was getting laid off...

She made $2077 in under 8 days...

And she was totally computer illiterate...
(You can hear her actual story here:
http://www.theguruassassin.com
it's incredible!)

Then there's Mike Williams...

He was busing his butt, working long hours to
try to succeed... nothing ever worked.

Until he got his hands on this system...

45 days later, he had already made $4,259 and no
longer needs a "Day Job"

And then there was this guy who used to be homeless...

He actually made $29,842.33 in less than 30 days...

... he started with no list, no website, no money and no clue.

I guess that then leads us to the next big question:

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What EXACTLY Is This System? 
http://www.theguruassassin.com
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The Guru Assassin (TGA for short) is the most complete
online business building system you will ever find. 

Period.

And what's even more insane is that it works perfectly
for advanced marketers as well as newbies...

* Because it actually IS step-by-step...

* Because it's as easy as copy/paste/drag/drop...

If you've been watching a lot of these "make money"
products lately you've heard and seen just about
everything under the sun. 

I know I have.  It's only natural to be skeptical. 

There's a major reason why you, and almost everyone
else out there has failed to make a living on the internet:

* Too Much Information

* Not Enough Hands-on Training

* Too Many Technical Hurdles

* All the people having "success" seem to be Gurus!

So what if I told you this little system overcomes all
those problems like nothing you've ever seen before?

Obviously you'd think a statement like that was
marketing hype.  A bunch of junk.

I know I would. 

So that's why you need to see this video and get a
first hand look at what you can expect to learn inside.

Because finally, there is a system that's helping REAL
people succeed... 

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Click Now To Watch The Video:
http://www.theguruassassin.com
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What makes TGA different than anything else
out there? 

Easy...

TGA is based around YOUR needs. 

Let me repeat that again... TGA is based around
YOU. 

This system totally wipes out ALL "technical hurdles"
you may face that may hold you back ...

This system totally removes the "Geek Speak" and
gets right to the heart of the matter...

This system actually GIVES you the tools, training
AND TEMPLATES so your online success is no more
difficult than copy/paste/drag/drop....

And yes. 

This system ACTUALLY WORKS

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Still Skeptical?  Go Now.  Watch:
http://www.theguruassassin.com
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Please don't think I'm talking about another one
of those great systems that was created for people
who already have an existing business...

You know what I mean... you've seen all these
products before.  Something where all you have to
do is "Plug it in" and you'll go Viral... 

Things like that are for folks who already have a
money website. 

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Will TGA Work If You Already Have A Site?
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Yep.  100%.  You see, inside the system you'll discover
a secret method for generating more traffic than you can
deal with...

What you'll love most is that the majority of online marketers
DO NOT use it... they just don't have a clue! 

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Click Now To Watch The Video:
http://www.theguruassassin.com
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Does this program add up... does it really
provide you with everything you need to make
an absolute fortune on the Internet? 

Let's find out:

It TGA So Simple Anyone Can Use It... YES

Exact, Step-By-Step Blueprints... YES

Video Tutorials That Reveal Everything... YES

Copy/Paste Simple Templates... YES

Copy/Paste Simple Traffic Tactics... YES

Destroys Technical Hurdles... YES

Because inside TGA you not only get all the
tools and training you could ever need...  your hand
is practically held throughout the entire process...

Nothing Like This Has Ever Existed Before...

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Go Now, You NEED To See This:
http://www.theguruassassin.com
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--> Do you need more information? Ask and it's done.

--> Do you need more tools? Ask and they're yours.

--> Do you need help in any way? Ask and you got it.

But don't take my word for it...

Make your own decisions.

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Click Now And Watch The Video
http://www.theguruassassin.com
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If you're not happy with the money you're making
right now you deserver to take a look at what members
are calling...

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"BEST Training Anyone Has Ever Put Out There"
http://www.theguruassassin.com
===============

From A Real TGA User:

"My name is Frank and I have to say that what you shared with
The Guru Assassin has really been an "EYE OPENER" for me.
I see that I really didn't have any idea where to start. BEST training
anyone has ever put out there. You have made a real believer that
one can run a business from home. TGA is a life saver. It really
helped me from draining my finances in a BLACK HOLE that was
leading me nowhere."  -Frank ***

And that's where I'll leave it for now... the rest is up to you.

Make your decision. Keep doing what you're doing...
or turn your life around right now.

Right now it's never been easier...  try the entire system for
a full 60 days and make up your own mind.

Jonny

Guru Assassin Prelaunch Video IS LIVE...

Tuesday, 27 January 2009

First off, there is nothing to buy here.  This is pure
content from a very entertaining fellow, showing you...

...in real time, actual exact cashflow from a single
basic site that makes over $240,900 per year.

Go Now.  Watch This Video:
"The Guru Assassin" Video

Here's the kicker:

It was initially set up on a single Saturday afternoon...

It requires ZERO technical skills...

It requires ZERO effort...

It requires ZERO geek speak...

It requires ZERO "Ninja Skills" at all...


Over 90% of everything you see in this video is
copy/paste/drag/drop...

You haven't seen this before... GO NOW:
"The Guru Assassin" Video

This is how you can turn $40 into 6 figures
very, very fast.

To YOUR Success,

Jonny Andrews

PS: Yea, this is totally new stuff.  This is all
about how you can easily launch your own massive
business...

Guru Assassin Prelaunch Video Preview

Tuesday, 27 January 2009

Jonny here.  I had just shy of 92% of my partners
request this video go live as a prelaunch ASAP...

Done.  

You may mail to this video starting Tuesday (Tomorrow)
at 8AM.  

For now... here is your Preview for "The Guru Assassin"

The video is 35 minutes and shows EXACTLY
how I run my business.  

Inside you will see live, FLOWING ClickBank
sales while I illustrate how the systems works.

No.  I'm not going to "make it shorter".  

(Nobody has asked me to do that yet, but I'm anticipating
questions from that one dude who thinks everything needs to
be under 2 minutes... )   

So if you're in the mood to hit "Send" and probably
triple your sales come launch day...

You may feel free to tell your list about this video in the morning.

Prelaunch Video for "The Guru Assassin"

Prelaunch starts Tuesday Jan 27th at 8AM Eastern.

Product goes live Thursday Jan 29th at 12 Noon
Eastern...

Cool?

I'll chat with you later

Jonny

Morning, here’s your Guru Assassin links

Thursday, 22 January 2009

Sorry for the fast email. I'm heading
out the door and wanted to give you this
so you can set up your redirects for the 29th

I'll have your copy/paste emails done
and in your email by Friday.

Everything else is totally set!

Shoot me a note if you need anything

Jonny

Oh yea, here are your "preview page" if you haven't
looked yet

your preview copy

Thursday, 15 January 2009

From Jonny Andrews

Tuesday, 13 January 2009

I have an audio testimonial/interview up
there with a lady who used the system...

Here's where this will blow your subscribers
minds...

Until this she had never done anything online before...

She used the system and made 2077 in like
8 days and was able to buy Christmas gifts for
her 3 children.  

She has zero computer skills...

Her major "difficulty" was not knowing
how to log into her new ClickBank account.

I'm thinking her story, along with the tons
of real people testimonials may turn some heads!